If u dont like ur sox...divorce her :-)
The Duhsville Chronicle
Oye ppl! This is my pehla blog here. Am forced 2 expend sum calories and actually write this coz i met sumone in the dark alleys of blogdom who i share a common friend with. I was talking abt pooling in to buy the aforesaid friend(henceforth referred to as Anantha) a badly needed pair of socks, when the blogger(a.k.a. Avinash) said he'd rather buy anantha a wife. I dunno if he knows sumthing about anantha that i don't and whether he's hinting at a rather quirky strain of foot fetishdom in anantha's amatory portfolio.
Anyway, that got moi thinking about some rather real similarities between wives and socks. I managed 10 similarities, but all u maried losers out there are invited 2 swell the tally.
Here goes:1)they're both 'solemates'
2)u kinda grow used to em over a period of time
3)good ones are accommodating and stretch to suit ur needs
4)u'd love to change em more often, but its 2 much of a bother.
5)u like em even when they're smelly and worn out
6)both try 2 step into ur shoes and not always successfully
7)u repay their loyalty by sticking by them even when they've lost that youthful elasticity and start sagging.
8)there never ever seems to be an 'exchange offer' for either in all those year end sales:(
9)their natural order is at the foot of man(now this is bound to rile up those femnists:P)
10)one size fits all
Oye ppl! This is my pehla blog here. Am forced 2 expend sum calories and actually write this coz i met sumone in the dark alleys of blogdom who i share a common friend with. I was talking abt pooling in to buy the aforesaid friend(henceforth referred to as Anantha) a badly needed pair of socks, when the blogger(a.k.a. Avinash) said he'd rather buy anantha a wife. I dunno if he knows sumthing about anantha that i don't and whether he's hinting at a rather quirky strain of foot fetishdom in anantha's amatory portfolio.
Anyway, that got moi thinking about some rather real similarities between wives and socks. I managed 10 similarities, but all u maried losers out there are invited 2 swell the tally.
Here goes:1)they're both 'solemates'
2)u kinda grow used to em over a period of time
3)good ones are accommodating and stretch to suit ur needs
4)u'd love to change em more often, but its 2 much of a bother.
5)u like em even when they're smelly and worn out
6)both try 2 step into ur shoes and not always successfully
7)u repay their loyalty by sticking by them even when they've lost that youthful elasticity and start sagging.
8)there never ever seems to be an 'exchange offer' for either in all those year end sales:(
9)their natural order is at the foot of man(now this is bound to rile up those femnists:P)
10)one size fits all
posted by R.Rajesh at
7:25 AM
5 Comments:
Hmmm...heard u got married last year. Still married after this blog?? An old pal from mumbai...lol
super sir. welcome to blogdom. and what a stinker of a start! since i have to add my two bits, here goes - what's the difference between women & sox? you can sock a woman :-)
anantha
Now I know you guys have no real work to do and are washing your "smelly thoughts" in public.
Imagine what one year of marriage has done to you, especially wishing that the other half will be at your feet. Good luck buddy. Hopefully you not at her feet.
The point you need to note though is that at least the socks come in pairs unlike wives and you can exchange them from the left to right and vice versa.
Ram
hmm...kya bhaisaab ...bheja phry ho gaya kya?
munniben
Thalaiva!
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