better than the better half??
Sigh! Don't ppl here go easy on a bloke writing his first ever blog?
The nicer ones posted their comments on the site, the rest sent their stinkeroos on mail, asking how I could equate wives with socks, and didn't I understand socks had feelings too? :-)
So i burnt sum more grey cell calories and came up with a few reasons why a pair of socks are actually preferrable to a wife.
Sigh! I know i'm inviting another sock on my jaw from my bitter half, but never let it be said that rajesh ever shrank from expressing his views. BTW, u guys wont er.. uh..mmm...i mean...tell my wife abt this blog will u?
Holds his breath, squares his shoulders and announces why a wife aint as cool as a pair of old socks:
1)When u throw em out, u don't hafta pay em alimony
2)u can live with a pair and not risk gettin arrested for bigamy.
3)They are content to live quietly underfoot(refer 2 previous blog 4 the misogynist's view)
4)u can leave em at home when u hit the beach
5)your neighbour doesn't drop in to discuss the cricket, and check em outa the corner of his eye.
6)they rarely have a bad hair day (unless ur legs are abnormally hirsute)
7)they don't go all moody on u for 5 days in a month.period.
8)they rarely curl up in front of the telly watchng the 44th re-run of 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S'
9)Like my friend Ram said in his comment on the last blog, "they come in pairs". Now u guys'll have to figger out if that was a freudian slip or what??? He also said " u can switch em from right to left and vice versa". methinks sum1 will hafta inform his missus.
10)i'll leave the last one open 4 u guys to fill. the guy with the worst line gets to keep his wife:-)
The nicer ones posted their comments on the site, the rest sent their stinkeroos on mail, asking how I could equate wives with socks, and didn't I understand socks had feelings too? :-)
So i burnt sum more grey cell calories and came up with a few reasons why a pair of socks are actually preferrable to a wife.
Sigh! I know i'm inviting another sock on my jaw from my bitter half, but never let it be said that rajesh ever shrank from expressing his views. BTW, u guys wont er.. uh..mmm...i mean...tell my wife abt this blog will u?
Holds his breath, squares his shoulders and announces why a wife aint as cool as a pair of old socks:
1)When u throw em out, u don't hafta pay em alimony
2)u can live with a pair and not risk gettin arrested for bigamy.
3)They are content to live quietly underfoot(refer 2 previous blog 4 the misogynist's view)
4)u can leave em at home when u hit the beach
5)your neighbour doesn't drop in to discuss the cricket, and check em outa the corner of his eye.
6)they rarely have a bad hair day (unless ur legs are abnormally hirsute)
7)they don't go all moody on u for 5 days in a month.period.
8)they rarely curl up in front of the telly watchng the 44th re-run of 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S'
9)Like my friend Ram said in his comment on the last blog, "they come in pairs". Now u guys'll have to figger out if that was a freudian slip or what??? He also said " u can switch em from right to left and vice versa". methinks sum1 will hafta inform his missus.
10)i'll leave the last one open 4 u guys to fill. the guy with the worst line gets to keep his wife:-)
posted by R.Rajesh at
5:25 PM
8 Comments:
well,you certainly living a dangerous life my friend. wouldn't want to be there when ur wife sees this.
-Arun
i'm hoping ur reading this with one (preferably two) black eye(s). and, hopefully, the sock in the jaw. but seriously, i never thought sexist jokes could make me laugh. and yes!!!! it IS a joke (isn't it?)
anyway, i hope u'll pull up ur socks and write more blogs:) (and btw, where is that tourism thingy u said u'd written abt?)
- a wife
Thank God for the pair of socks...a web log is born.
the 10th point cud have been:- if a pair of socks read this blog, it wud hav harmlessly laughed its socks off!
sajan..that was sad...who knows, if no1 else can sink lower, U GET @ KEEP UR WIFE 4EVER...sheesh!
Hey Buddy, Hope wifey has a sense of humour. Also sincerely hope that she posts some blogs of her own with the stinky ol' foot (read hubby) as butt of jokes!!! haha...i'm laffin in aniticipation
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Hi I didn't realise sexist jokes made me laugh either:)
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